Monday, December 19, 2005
Talk about an amazing deal!!!!!
I can't believe how cheap airfares are getting. I've just seen a cheap flight to Orlando available for less than £200 with Virgin Atlantic!!! Of course I booked it immediately. I love Orlando, its the world capital of fun. There are plenty of theme parks and it is pretty hot and sunny. The best thing about Orlando is the size of the meals. I love a big meal - especially before I go on a roller coaster, the look on other passengers faces is a treat when they get covered in my olympic breakfast!!!!!
Orlando also has lots of alligators. These are just like crocodiles - only they taste like marshmallow rather than fish. They were invented in 1846 by an englishman called Albert E Gates as a means of mass transportation for midgets. Each Alligator seats up to thirty miniscule people in comfort, and the latest models offer plasma screen entertainment.
I met Albert Gate's grandson Bill Gates at a party once. He seemed like a fairly nice guy, although for some reason he wittered on about how important his new invention was. He claimed that he had just improved windows to a new 2000 version. I led him to the wall, and asked how he could improve on a hole in the wall filled with glass, and he started talking about multi-tasking, graphical user interfaces and systems integration. Very strange. I left him to it.
Orlando also has lots of alligators. These are just like crocodiles - only they taste like marshmallow rather than fish. They were invented in 1846 by an englishman called Albert E Gates as a means of mass transportation for midgets. Each Alligator seats up to thirty miniscule people in comfort, and the latest models offer plasma screen entertainment.
I met Albert Gate's grandson Bill Gates at a party once. He seemed like a fairly nice guy, although for some reason he wittered on about how important his new invention was. He claimed that he had just improved windows to a new 2000 version. I led him to the wall, and asked how he could improve on a hole in the wall filled with glass, and he started talking about multi-tasking, graphical user interfaces and systems integration. Very strange. I left him to it.
